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28 May 2009 @ 09:14 am
Note to friends with no kids:  
When you see a pregnant woman and say "OMG! You're HUGE! Are you having twins?"  and she say's "No", and you ask "Are you sure?"  It's a pretty safe bet that you've just insulted her and made her self esteem plummet.  

Stupid Home Depot lady.   
 
 
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cryostasis: wankerlaserbitch on May 28th, 2009 02:42 pm (UTC)
Did you punch her in the throat? Because you were well within your rights to do so. Pregnant ladies get away with a lot of things.
crimsonph0enix: Why are you hitting yourself?crimsonph0enix on May 28th, 2009 03:52 pm (UTC)
I think I was too shocked that she would be so tactless. Then she had the audacity to touch my stomach and ask me when my little girl was due. I told her I was having a boy and she again responded with, 'are you sure?'.

/headdesk

cryostasislaserbitch on May 29th, 2009 01:19 am (UTC)
One thing I had no problem letting people know while I was pregnant that it was Permission Only to touch the belly. That woman would have been in the possession of bloody stumps had she done that to me.

I'm sorry. People suck.
A Livejournal has no name: bateman/angerfasterpssycat on May 28th, 2009 05:57 pm (UTC)
I also suggested throat punching. It's a good way to shut a bitch up.
Wendyarianllynn on May 28th, 2009 03:09 pm (UTC)
Okay, I'm sorry, but
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's hilarious! I haven't laughed like that in a long time... thank you.

I remember one time when I was preggo with Taran and I went over to my mom's, and she saw me and smiled and declared, "Ooooh! You're getting FAT!"

She was thrilled. I was mortified.
crimsonph0enix: Why are you hitting yourself?crimsonph0enix on May 28th, 2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
My mom said something similar, but not quite so excitedly. She mentioned that my belly sticks out further than my boobs now.


A Livejournal has no name: bateman/angerfasterpssycat on May 28th, 2009 05:48 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but at least it's because you HAVE A CHILD GROWING IN IT.
dbconcubine on May 28th, 2009 07:10 pm (UTC)
Possible Replies for Future Encounters
(and, sadly, there will be...people is dumb):

1. It's a dragon in there! Rawr!

2. It's not twins...anymore. One ate the other. It's Nature's way.

3. *burst into tears and point in their face*

4. Spit. Then, spit again.
crimsonph0enix: Why are you hitting yourself?crimsonph0enix on May 29th, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)
1 and 2 are made of win! However, 4 does have a certain way about it that I like.
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crimsonph0enix: Why are you hitting yourself?crimsonph0enix on May 29th, 2009 12:22 am (UTC)
I'm liking the first option the best. I"ll have to remember that. :)
crimsonph0enix: Why are you hitting yourself?crimsonph0enix on May 29th, 2009 12:21 am (UTC)
July 31st.