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28 May 2009 @ 09:14 am
Note to friends with no kids:  
When you see a pregnant woman and say "OMG! You're HUGE! Are you having twins?"  and she say's "No", and you ask "Are you sure?"  It's a pretty safe bet that you've just insulted her and made her self esteem plummet.  

Stupid Home Depot lady.   
Current Mood: fullHuge
dbconcubine on May 28th, 2009 07:10 pm (UTC)
Possible Replies for Future Encounters
(and, sadly, there will be...people is dumb):

1. It's a dragon in there! Rawr!

2. It's not twins...anymore. One ate the other. It's Nature's way.

3. *burst into tears and point in their face*

4. Spit. Then, spit again.
crimsonph0enix: Why are you hitting yourself?crimsonph0enix on May 29th, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)
1 and 2 are made of win! However, 4 does have a certain way about it that I like.